Be your own Nowhere Man... Get away in safety and freedom... Breathe easy! SO MUCH ROOM to yourself! A 15' fully stocked vintage camper AND 10x10 deck privately tucked into a forest dimple, and over an acre of green! A GROOVY off-grid glamping experience set in its own corner of 28 acres of forest and field. A tiny home away from home but SO much more. The Mellow Submarine has a three burner stove and fridge that runs on propane (included). It is stocked with retro dishes, psychedelic pots and pans, linens, towels, toilet paper, paper towels, a rainbow kettle and French press, some lanterns and SO MUCH MORE!! There is a *tiny itty bitty we're not kidding!* potty in the camper, but most prefer use to use the more comfy Lovely Loo & Shower House which is just steps away, and you will, too! Outside we have a shower and dish/handwashing station... SO convenient. There are neatly mowed paths wide enough for three or more all over the property that helps keep your walk tick-free. There's a swing set with HUGE disc swings for MAJOR relaxation watching the sun rise & set and for gazing at the EXPANSIVE sky. At night, you might hear owls and crickets, frogs and raccoons, sometimes even coyotes. In the morning, there's roosters crowing in the barn. You'll see SO many stars and the moonscapes are FAR OUT. Enjoy the large enclosed fire pit perfect for small gatherings and the farm-built picnic table. Want company? Invite your friends! The camper sleeps 4 tightly, but we have a tent available that sleeps 3-4, set up and ready, and up to 14 campers with their own tents are welcome, and there's LOTS of room for to pitch about 6 tents or even rent another one from us. Check out our extras and take advantage of our hospitality. Of course, if there's ever anything you need, we are but a text and 3 minutes away.
Large pets are not allowed in the camper, but are welcome to stay with you in your tent or be tethered by the pup shelter on premises. Park in the desgnated parking areas. Please Do not put your vehicle in the middle of the campsite. We are happy to help you carry anything. Do you know TITO? He believes what you Take In, you should also Take Out :) Let's keep it clean and green, baby! NO Smoking in the camper. You may smoke outside, but please dispose of stanky butts properly. DO Empty your loo upon leaving by taking your loo bag and depositing in the garbage can. There will be a $50 per loo cleaning fee for loos left unemptied upon checkout.
Plans change, Mother Nature may not cooperate. We get it.
Choose from different cancellation options at checkout, based on what works best for you and your trip planning.